Uhm, Did he just say built in dildo?

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 08/28/2014 at 09:43 • Filed to: HNNRGHHHHH, WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

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"custom built in vibrator in bacc seat for the ladies." Quote from the ad.

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$kaycog > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 09:46

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O_O

jkm7680 > $kaycog 08/28/2014 at 09:47

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Haha, that was my exact reaction :)

DieHardDan > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 09:49

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I'm going to assume he means the implicit vibration from the motor and not an actual buck nasty super ganked up sloppy sally road snail snatch snake stuck to the seat. Can you imagine the girl that would sit on a vibrator used by someone else first?

jkm7680 > DieHardDan 08/28/2014 at 09:51

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Well, I'm afraid to tell you that the motorcycle seat dildo exists.

http://www.dscbikeshop.com/viberider.html

(I wouldn't click that thing if you is at work.)

Ducky > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 09:52

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it astounds me how bad people are at writing ads.

jkm7680 > Ducky 08/28/2014 at 09:55

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Just wave goodbye to the English language!

DieHardDan > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 09:57

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And of course... there it is. Alright fair enough. I guess back in my days when I was bangin' every slut that was hot enough I guess I could go for something like that. Take a ride with a girl, by the time you get where you're going she's all fired up and ready. Bike takes care of the foreplay. LOL.

jkm7680 > DieHardDan 08/28/2014 at 10:01

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Haha, That's actually quite perfect!

macanamera > DieHardDan 08/28/2014 at 10:15

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"buck nasty super ganked up sloppy sally road snail snatch snake"

+1

vorspringing > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 10:15

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Dusty Ventures > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 12:35

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I'm guessing he's never met an actual woman.

lonestranger > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 14:22

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I'm going to have to correct you and say that isn't a dildo, it's merely a vibrator. Dildos go inside, vibrators vibrate. Some can be both dildos and vibrators, but that's not the case here.

I really just wanted to type dildo over and over.

Dildo.

JEM > vorspringing 08/28/2014 at 15:15

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I don't think I've ever seen a more appropriate image response to anything, ever, such as this. Kudos!

vorspringing > JEM 08/28/2014 at 15:26

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Thanks ;) this was the best "eww with every fiber of my being" image I could find.

jkm7680 > lonestranger 08/28/2014 at 16:08

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But isn't a dildo, a device for pleasure? So like a dildo, and a vibrator are the same dildoing thing?

I just wanted to join in on the fun...

lonestranger > jkm7680 08/28/2014 at 16:16

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A dildo is generally penis-shaped. A penis-shaped object that also vibrates may be called a dildo or a vibrator, but a vibrating object that isn't shaped like a penis shouldn't be called a dildo.

Penis.